The unknown history of letters. For as long as any letter could remember, Vowels and Consonants had been enemies. U without N? Q without U? Mpssh! you say. Yet once, long ago, P's and Q's minded their p's and q's, and U and I deserved not one iota of respect. For their part, Vowels knew only that the dot on the youngest i was far more important than the most capital W. And so they came to wage a fierce war to prove who were the better letters. But...

While fishing, Zug and Pug catch a slug, lug him home in a jug, and all fall asleep on a bright red rug.